The Sekhmet Legionnaire of Cretanja Garrison 45 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Pharaoh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.842 billion Cretanjans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiris. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The thriving Cretanjan economy, worth 289 trillion Crets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,807 Crets, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Cretanja Garrison 45 are highly popular tourist destinations, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja Garrison 45's national animal is the Scarab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Cretanja Garrison 45 is ranked 188,848^th in the world and 4,441^st in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.